Poke fun at the genres you like and hate!

[Captain Ironhelm]

house: apply a drum loop and a sawtooth lead that follows the melody of a pre-school type melody.

techno: draw cool faces in the percussion section of the DAW.

dubstep: having nothing else to do with your audio engineering talents, sequence sound effects you make into a big long file and call it music. Wait, this could work for every EDM genre. And forget making your own sounds, just download some that are already made.