Jokes (Yes!)

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Jokes (Yes!)

Postby SpyPie » 18 Jul 2012 02:22

Post Jokes, Rules only apply to the ones Makkon gave us.
(Yes, you can post pictures, too)

I'll start off with some Furry jokes:

You might be a Furry if:
your pets are more exotic than your spices.
your pets are all toilet trained, but you still have to empty the litterbox every day.
you have collars, but your dogs don't.
you keep a female field mouse in a birdcage as a pet.
you've organized a public recital of "Goodbye may seem forever"
you know what model and year Slade's car was.
you have one.
you can list at least 50 differences between Big Mama and 'Bambi's Owl.

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Why Did Shining Armor find himself in the Land of OZ the morning after the wedding?

Because he wasn't in Candace anymore.

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Re: Jokes (Yes!)

Postby CommandSpry » 18 Jul 2012 06:45

Justin Bieber
Hey. Listen. I don't Care anymore. You hear me you Son of a Bitch? I'm old now. I have all the resources.
Hey. Listen. I don't Care anymore. You hear me you Son of a Bitch? I'm old now. I have all the resources.
Hey. Listen. I don't Care anymore. You hear me you Son of a Bitch? I'm old now. I have all the resources.
Hey. Listen. I don't Care anymore. You hear me you Son of a Bitch? I'm old now. I have all the resources.

hello I'm spry wobbler lol I'm
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Re: Jokes (Yes!)

Postby Ed Viper » 18 Jul 2012 09:59

Mutagen wrote:Why Did Shining Armor find himself in the Land of OZ the morning after the wedding?

Because he wasn't in Candace anymore.


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Re: Jokes (Yes!)

Postby senntenial » 18 Jul 2012 12:01

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Re: Jokes (Yes!)

Postby SpyPie » 18 Jul 2012 18:31

EmpUbermensch wrote:
Mutagen wrote:Why Did Shining Armor find himself in the Land of OZ the morning after the wedding?

Because he wasn't in Candace anymore.


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Re: Jokes (Yes!)

Postby SpyPie » 19 Jul 2012 01:22

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Re: Jokes (Yes!)

Postby DannyMirage » 19 Jul 2012 02:03

Mutagen wrote:Image

What on earth?
Talk to me! I'm on Skype and Steam by the same name (and capitalization)
(you can call me, but I don't have a camera)
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Re: Jokes (Yes!)

Postby Cherax » 19 Jul 2012 08:56

Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Re: Jokes (Yes!)

Postby CommandSpry » 19 Jul 2012 10:48

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee
Hey. Listen. I don't Care anymore. You hear me you Son of a Bitch? I'm old now. I have all the resources.
Hey. Listen. I don't Care anymore. You hear me you Son of a Bitch? I'm old now. I have all the resources.
Hey. Listen. I don't Care anymore. You hear me you Son of a Bitch? I'm old now. I have all the resources.
Hey. Listen. I don't Care anymore. You hear me you Son of a Bitch? I'm old now. I have all the resources.

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Re: Jokes (Yes!)

Postby SpyPie » 19 Jul 2012 14:01

I used to be Pregnant like you, but then I took a hammer to the Stomach
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Re: Jokes (Yes!)

Postby Facade » 19 Jul 2012 17:44

Mutagen wrote:I used to be Pregnant like you, but then I took a hammer to the Stomach

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Re: Jokes (Yes!)

Postby LFP » 19 Jul 2012 18:13

Wanna hear a joke?
This joke.
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Re: Jokes (Yes!)

Postby FlyingNinjaBannanas » 19 Jul 2012 23:22

Mutagen wrote:Image

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Re: Jokes (Yes!)

Postby Captain Ironhelm » 19 Jul 2012 23:23

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
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Re: Jokes (Yes!)

Postby SpyPie » 22 Jul 2012 03:45

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