You Just All My Blood (Wy po prostu wszystką moją krew)

[Andy Feelin]

http://soundcloud.com/andy-feelin/andy-feelin-you-just-all-my

Bartekko was a brony, trotting along,
When suddenly he overheard Jackle App's song,
He got a little closer jak mała mucha,
And thought to himself "mam od tego bol ucha".

He went on the thread and made a quick post,
which caused everyone to rage the most.
Everyone jumped in to protect it,
and they all said "Bartek, jesz gówno".

Now that the Pole had finished his attack,
He went on to target an On called Makk,
He went up to Makkon and called him lazy.
The rest of us just thought "are you crazy?".

Of course we got back at little Bart,
And we all made sure we played our part,
In a Skype chat, we made our attack,
Circuitfry is Makkon - better watch your back.

[Chorus]
You just all my blood,
Bartekko quote of the month.
You just all my blood,
Go out and read it, you big cunt.

Bartekko has a thing for Rarity's dresses
That are made with time compressers.
I guess it helps that his avatar is Sweetie Belle,
and she is worst pony. To prawda.

A bit of sidechain level automation,
Would help in this song's creation.
Bartek zna wszystko co trzeba jest znać
About music, zobacz jak on móże grać

He also makes tons of awesome raps,
He makes Rainbow's Blood look like crap.
Speaking of Rainbow, the loyal reactor,
She still looks better than that awful Traktor.

Puns work all the time - don't you forget it,
Don't insult his music or you'll surely regret it.
Bartekko's glad, syn swojego ojca,
Bartekko - jestesz ładnym chłopcem.

[Chorus]
You just all my blood,
Bartekko quote of the month.
You just all my blood,
Go out and read it, you big cunt.

[Interrobang Pie]

THIS IS PERFECT. OH MY GOD, IT'S PERFECT.

Andy Feelin, you are truly a legend amongst legends.

[PinkieGuy]

THIS IS PERFECT. OH MY GOD, IT'S PERFECT.

This. 100% this.

[BronyJake]

I can't get over how much this is awesome. LOVE IT.

[Dr_Dissonance]

Take all my money blood! TAKE IT!!!

[bartekko]

Great as usual, andy.

And now for something completely different:

"Bartek, jesz gówno". //did you mean "jedz gówno"?


To prawda. // better would be "serio, ona jest najgorsza"

Bartek zna wszystko co trzeba jest znać // "co >należy< znać" (and I never said that, btw)
About music, zobacz jak on móże grać // ...your ortography sucks

Bartekko's glad, syn swojego ojca, //so much tautology (it's pretty often that if someone has a father, then he is a son of his father, no?)
Bartekko - jestesz ładnym chłopcem. // "JesteŚ"

and the title should be "Ty właśnie całą moją krew"

and that'd be it

[Andy Feelin]

Sure it should be
I don't speak Polish at all so call it "broken Polish"

[Makkon]

Of course we got back at little Bart,
And we all made sure we played our part,
In a Skype chat, we made our attack,
Circuitfry is Makkon - better watch your back.

Guys, I have to ask... what exactly happened? Did someone impersonate me?

[Interrobang Pie]

Guys, I have to ask... what exactly happened? Did someone impersonate me?

No. Bartekko was just gullible. Really gullible.

JESUS CHRIST HOW DID I MANAGE THAT AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA