Ricky Denzel wrote:Gets pimp slap
Inserts bruised face
You goddamn ninja jackass >:C
Get's kicked out of the nightclub by an all muscle-no brains bouncer. The adult who was like "I told you so" stays in the club to party. The old lady, appalled at your backchat, scoffs and wanders off.
Coincidentally none of this has helped to get your arm out of the vending machine, so you are currently stuck out on the streets, in the cold, late at night. Alone. A quite sketchy and derro looking guy approaches you, high as a kite and looking for munchies.
Ignoring you he goes to insert cash to buy a bag of corn chips. However, before he can do so you are both spotted by two police officers.
The druggo bails as he's obviously carrying, but drops his cash on you. The police have reached you know, and their current impression is that a deal may have just gone down. Or that maybe you're just an idiot who somehow has his arm stuck in a vending machine.
But whatever.
Inserts an explanation and/or a request for help with your arm.