Forum Game: Magical Dispenser Machine

[Jokeblue]

Get's 50 shades of grey.


Inserts a dollar

[FLAOFEI]

Gets a smal bag of chips falling from its shelf shelf

Insert hand

[Jokeblue]

Hand gets stuck.

Calls for help

[Ricky Denzel]

Gets an adult who is like "I told you so, Greg."

Inserts nagging old lady

[FLAOFEI]

Gets good advice in an annoying form

insert talking back

[Ricky Denzel]

Gets pimp slap
Inserts bruised face

[Jokeblue]

Gets pimp slap
Inserts bruised face

You goddamn ninja jackass >:C

Get's kicked out of the nightclub by an all muscle-no brains bouncer. The adult who was like "I told you so" stays in the club to party. The old lady, appalled at your backchat, scoffs and wanders off.

Coincidentally none of this has helped to get your arm out of the vending machine, so you are currently stuck out on the streets, in the cold, late at night. Alone. A quite sketchy and derro looking guy approaches you, high as a kite and looking for munchies.

Ignoring you he goes to insert cash to buy a bag of corn chips. However, before he can do so you are both spotted by two police officers.

The druggo bails as he's obviously carrying, but drops his cash on you. The police have reached you know, and their current impression is that a deal may have just gone down. Or that maybe you're just an idiot who somehow has his arm stuck in a vending machine.

But whatever.

Inserts an explanation and/or a request for help with your arm.

[Ricky Denzel]

"Excuse me, sir. That f**king c*nt bag got me kicked out and I really wanted to party. Can you get me back in there?"

Inserts an answer

[Jokeblue]

After a pat-down and a few more questions, the two policemen decide that you're not really doing anything wrong and that you're fine to proceed with the night. They do not take kindly to your language, however, and decide against removing your arm from the vending machine. They're feeling pretty good tonight, and they can't leave you in the middle of the street, so they do however help you and your vending machine arm back into the club, and place you on the dance floor before going back to their jobs.

Regardless of having one arm... er, occupied, you begin to throwdown on the dancefloor like the only reason you were put on earth was to drink and flail like your arm was caught in a vending machine.

A young college student, deep in the midst of party mode, see's your incredible flaildance, cheers, and shortly approaches you with his buddies and a jug of cheap beer.



Insert the entire jug of beer.

[Ricky Denzel]

Gets an drunken frat dude

Inserts gay dude

[caprix snare]

gets: Joseph joestar

inserts: france

[Ricky Denzel]

Gets DJ Snake
Inserts Woody

[Armystuntman]

gets aliens

Inserts life.

[caprix snare]

gets: ERROR

inserts: meaningful life advice given by neckbeards

[FLAOFEI]

Gets a beard... On a neck.

Inserts a well thought out buisness proposal

[Scooblee]

Gets a job.

Inserts Steve Jobs.

[Ricky Denzel]

Gets Apple, Inc. and a dead guy

Inserts WWE

[FLAOFEI]

Gets World War Epsilon, where epsilon is a very small number approaching 0

Insert edgey Rarity

Spoiler Edgeity:

[Jokeblue]

gets metal written about rarity

inserts a Rode Microphone

[OuTbREaK]

Get a Street Microphone
Insert the "I see what you did there" meme face on a piece of toilet paper

[Ricky Denzel]

Get's a boss ass screen cap of Jinx

Inserts some military RPGs sold to a kid on a street

[FLAOFEI]

Gets a kid trying to jam a bomb into his gameboy, cause he was told it was an rpg.

Insert SPLOSIONS!

[Jokeblue]

Gets a dead kid, some incredibly upset parents, a hole in the ground, a closed off street, major traffic delays, many news stories, and an investigation into who the hell would sell a child a Rocket propelled grenade.

Inserts a leek

[Ricky Denzel]

Inserts old Mel Gibson movie

[Jokeblue]

Mel Gibson refuses to give you a refund

Insert Germans