Haiku chain thread

[S.P.P]

BUTTERY CRUMPETS!
Unthinkable deliciousness!
.. I'm far too English ..

Next theme: Awful weather.

[Lying Pink]

The sun has got his
hat on. His RAIN hat, that is.
Hip fucking hooray.

Theme: Bendict Cumberbatch

[Jokeblue]

Known well as Sherlock
He is Smaug in the hobbit
with Martin Freeman

That was a hard one,
Really took a while to do.
This is a haiku, too!

Here, a less hard one.
should Next theme be: Bananas?
or Insomnia?

[S.P.P]

Insomnia's great.
Faithless made a classic there.
I can't get no sleep.

Next theme: Picking the starter in Pokémon.

[Nine Volt]

Which one do I pick?
Charmander or Bulbasaur?
Or maybe Squirtle?

Theme: Modern Talking

[FLAOFEI]

Wub, wob, yuy, and woa
sound good with modern talking
But they all sound same

Next theme: I am here to ask you one question, and one question only.
EXPLOSIONS?

[Jokeblue]

HAHAHAHAHAA!!!
THINGS WILL GO FUCKING BOOM NOW!!!
AHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

Next theme: That "oh shit!" moment just when you realise something's about to go terribly wrong. E.g noticing that ball flying at you is about to hit you in the face, you're precariously balanced and feel yourself going over.

[DA MAGICS °-°]

I placed my dumb ass
on a chair that is not there.
Holy fucken shit!

Next theme:
How to reach someone on the internet who's constantly bombarded with spam

[S.P.P]

Plz WoodenToaster
I want to bear your children.
Y u no reply? ;_;

(This is an exaggeration of my feelings (but only slightly)).

Next theme: When those bastards kill Kenny.

[Jokeblue]

Kenny's dead? Who cares.
He dies every episode...
Oh, right! "You bastards!".

Next theme: the Armana revolution, and Atenism in Ancient Egypt. (May take a couple of haikus)
Hope one of you does/did History.

Too hard? Alt backout theme: Blankets

Shame. I couldn't write
the themes In haiku oh well.
This should balance it

[Lying Pink]

They are revolting
in the fashion offices!
Oh wait - Arman*a*.

Good for thunderstorms
But it's really warm right now
No blankets 4 me

Theme: terrible TV gameshows

[Jokeblue]

Now, we return, to
Kareoke slime blaster!
Sing good or get gooed!

This show has Snakes, too!
Win a million dollars!
With your host, Steve-o!

Next theme: Traditional nature Haiku

[Nine Volt]

Water and shit
Wait that was only four syllables
And that was nine. Fuck.

Theme: mohawks

[Jokeblue]

Check out my Mohawk
I'm a British punk rocker
Anarchy and shit!

Next theme: The shiniest meat bicycle

[S.P.P]

Krieg is crappy toon.
Siren is still best you gey.
Or maybe Mechro?

Next theme: Party Poker.

[Jokeblue]

Murr... No answers yet?
*sigh*, I'll have to do it then.
Feels like I post heaps.

(Mechro is best toon
Cos Deathtrap's just like Bloodwing.
Sirens are boss too. )

I like to party
Buuut dont know how to Poker
Mix these two for lulz

Next theme Nick Cage

[S.P.P]

I post lots here too
I love me some haikus, bro!
Lets get back on theme ..

I once saw Nick Cage
In a movie called Con-Air
It was fucken boss!

It's a lesser known fact:
Nicholas Cage is best pony.
Can't even deny.

Next theme: Subway.

[Conchetupony]

When in need of food,
weep no more: eat at Subway!
Subway stuff iz gud.

actually I haven't even gone once to it

Next: Fried eggs

[Alycs]

Na Na whats my name
Oh whats my name; whats my name
Oh Na Na, my name?

Next Theme: Rainbow and Rejected

[FLAOFEI]

Next theme: The shiniest meat bicycle

I didn't get in
I'm feeling so rejected
Let us share our pain

Next theme: Conductors

[Conchetupony]

(as in train conductor)
See: trains are my thing,
'cause I make them go "choo choo".
I live to conduce.

(as in electricity conductor, which I thought of first)
Shiny and pretty,
but don't you get stuck in looks -
you may get a zap!

Next: fork

[Jokeblue]

Some people ask, "Why,
Is a cork on the fork?". Well,
It stops me stabbing!

Next theme: Bunnies

[Djeinus]

Bunnies eat carrots
and other vegetables.
They mate like crazy.

KitKat.

[S.P.P]

I bite my KitKats
Without breaking them apart,
Just nom into it.

It alienates
Everybody around me,
And I don't know why.

All I really want:
Acceptance for who I am.
It's a sad, sad life.

And so in the end;
KitKats were the ruin of Pyr3.
Alas, woe is me.

(That went really off topic, I'm sorry)
Topic: Cheese toast.

[Jokeblue]

I accident-ly
Set my cheese toast on fire
In the oven yest'.

(Couldnt find a way
to make yesterday only
one syllable. Hard.)

(Also, true story XD)

Next theme: MechaTriceratops