Haiku chain thread

[Genkar]

So fucking awesome.
Robotic and has 3 horns.
He will fuck your shit.

Next theme: circuitfry's spontaneous new R&R project thing

[Lying Pink]

An idea: Every
pony's bangin' VIP:
THE POLKA REMIX

Next theme: omelette du fromage

[Jokeblue]

"Omelette du fromage"?
Je suis désolé, il est
"Omelette au fromage"

Next theme: This Cockatoo and its metal

[S.P.P]

This cockatoo, fak!
He's got mad moshing tekkers.
So KVLT.

Does anybody
Have sources for his metal?
I want know what is ..

Theme: The new Xbox is overpriced and Microsoft needs to rethink their shit technique.

[Jokeblue]

Xbox One is a
Massive mistake/failure
These .gifs demonstrate



(Source for metal is in the annotations on the vid. It's Make them suffer - Cannible Corpse. Pretty brutal stuff)

Next Theme: Daleks

[FLAOFEI]

Daleks are real cool.
Wanna know why? This is why:
They EXTERMINATE!

Next theme: POLKA TIME!!!

[Djeinus]

Is it polka time?
It is always polka time.
Polka time it is.

Procrastination.

[S.P.P]

I'll finish that thing
Just as soon as I do this
*xbox for 6 hours*

Theme: Hammocks.

[FLAOFEI]

I slept in one once
It was totally awesome
It hurt my back though

Pyromania

[Djeinus]

They say I am mad,
But fire just turns me on, yo.
Burned is the new black.

Somersby.

[ExoBassTix]

Seriously man.
What the heck is somersby?
I don't even know.

Hello?

[S.P.P]

Woah, ExoBassTix!
Good to see you in this thread!
But post a theme, n00b.

Theme: Bad Dragon.

[Lying Pink]

Hey! Stop eating that!
People food's not for dragons!
Get off the table!

Ha. I bet you thought
I didn't realise your
theme was about dongs

Theme: gengar

[Nine Volt]

Gengar is ghost type
And is immune to normal
Because normal sucks

Theme: Nappa

[Alycs]

I bet you're wanting
Me to reference that one meme
But I refuse to

Theme: Being meta

[Nine Volt]

I bet you're wanting
Me to reference that one meme
But I refuse to

Theme: Being meta

Actually I didn't L:3

[ExoBassTix]

What's being meta?
Is that actually a thing?
I don't believe it.

Hello?

[S.P.P]

Hello there, Exo!
Good job reviving this thread.
How are you today?

Theme: The A-Team.

[PropellerEscape]

A-Team is good show
From the year 1980
Mr.T is god

Theme: Do you lift?

[Conchetupony]

I don't even lift
I could not, I'm such a wimp
yay sedentarism

Next: the teletubbies

[Jokeblue]

WooTeletubbieeees
Those things eat Custard like the
Baby-sun won't rise

Next theme: I want to say apples. But instead Ima say oranges.

[Conchetupony]

fuk dem oranges
they ain't as good as apples
apples are da shit

edit: almost forgot theme. Theme: metalhead pirates

[Lying Pink]

Ironically, they
dislike pirate metal. (They
find it offensive.)

Theme: soap slope.

[Djeinus]

A slippery slope,
but it cleans you very well.
Soap kinda does that.

Circlejerk.

[Jokeblue]

It's unbefitting
Of a haiku to talk 'bout
Wanking in circles

Unless you're talking
About douche's in circles
who prey on weak nerds.

Though judging from your
Avatar, I highly doubt
That that's what you meant.


Next theme: Vehicular Manslaughter