Haiku chain thread

[CDPP]

I hear children cry
I see people moan and die
Now I masturbate

I may have misread the theme.

[XXDarkShadow79XX]

I hear children cry
I see people moan and die
Now I masturbate

I may have misread the theme.

Don't break the chain please
Lets say that didnt happen
Moving along now

[XXDarkShadow79XX]

I like how you
Did not provide a theme
so I will do now

Theme: Our great and superior leader Pinkieguy.

I did provide a theme
Yet Pinkie Guy is better
All glory to him

Theme: Pinkie Guy

[Alycs]

All must kneel and bow
before his benevolence
worship him and fear

Theme: Makkon

[XXDarkShadow79XX]

All must kneel and bow
before his benevolence
worship him and fear

Theme: Makkon

The name I can't say
For he is a leader passed
With all due respect

Theme: Words

[vladnuke]

They can hurt you, yes
but they can't hurt me, oh no
but love can, oh yeah

Theme: What is love

[Alycs]

If you're trying to
get me to sing you li'l shit
I swear I'll kill you

Theme: Anger

[XXDarkShadow79XX]

I am very mad
I am very very mad
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Theme: Wtf

[Alycs]

What the hell is this
Seriously I'm confused
What the holy hell

Theme: Treason

[XXDarkShadow79XX]

What the hell is this
Seriously I'm confused
What the holy hell

Theme: Treason

Some try to oppose
But most all of them will fail
Treason is muy bad

Topic: sleep

[bartekko]

why would you sleep now
the deadline is coming too soon
gotta mix, master
holy shit i can't *floor bang*

theme: deadmau5 x skrillex according to a 14 year old fangirl

[XXDarkShadow79XX]

why would you sleep now
the deadline is coming too soon
gotta mix, master
holy shit i can't *floor bang*

theme: deadmau5 x skrillex according to a 14 year old fangirl

Thats not a haiku
It looks like a senryu
Haiku is three lines.

[bartekko]

why would you sleep now
the deadline is coming too soon
gotta mix, master
holy shit i can't *floor bang*

theme: deadmau5 x skrillex according to a 14 year old fangirl

Thats not a haiku
It looks like a senryu
Haiku is three lines.

fak u i dont care
like i give a damn at all
you didn't give a theme

theme: EDM lyrics

[XXDarkShadow79XX]

why would you sleep now
the deadline is coming too soon
gotta mix, master
holy shit i can't *floor bang*

theme: deadmau5 x skrillex according to a 14 year old fangirl

Thats not a haiku
It looks like a senryu
Haiku is three lines.

fak u i dont care
like i give a damn at all
you didn't give a theme

theme: EDM lyrics

I do not give themes
When there are breaks in the chain
Also, your last line has 6 (syllables)

Theme: haikus

[Lying Pink]

Why haiku themes each
time I log on? I want to
worship Pinkie Guy

Theme: our glorious leader

[Conduit]

Makkon is glory
Those who follow Pinkie Guy
Conspirators all

Theme: The magnificent Iceberg

[Djeinus]

It's magnificent,
this Iceberg I found today
It melted fast, though.

Windows 7

[Nine Volt]

Windows seven is
Best pone. Windows eight sucks ass
Iceberg is Makkon

Next theme: titanium cats

[Alycs]

Meow I'm a cat
Made out of titanium
I'm metal as fuck :3

Theme: Dante's Purgatoratio

[Nine Volt]

What is a waifu?
Is it, like, something you love?
I can't think right now

Next theme: jugular veins

[Alycs]

Jugular veins are
Are veins that if you cut them
You will die quickly

Theme: Dancing

[topitmunkeydog]

You make me wanna
Dance! Like no one ever has!
Or maybe they have....

Theme: Ashleigh Ball

[Ed Viper]

Theme: Ashleigh Ball

Blonde hair, flows softly
The breath of earth, moves slowly.
It's really Hogan.



Theme: Pro Wrestling

[topitmunkeydog]

I'm Nacho Libre!
I'm singing at a party!
Surprise! Eagle eggs.

Theme: pelican

[Nine Volt]

The pelican flies
And eats stuff like Nemo's dad
And also Dory.

Theme: Rob Zombie