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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby TheSkullX2 » 12 Jan 2014 09:27

Looks like i have to go to upper Atmosphere to have a good look on our beautiful Omnisphere
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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby Mr. Bigglesworth » 12 Jan 2014 09:28

Looks like we're all ready to resample some of these puns. It's such a shame they all get compressed to one page though. They should be allowed to roam the stereo field freely.
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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby FLAOFEI » 12 Jan 2014 09:58

I was listening to some good snares, then I realosed it was a trap! It was a good thing the producer forgot to adjust the release of the 808 kicks. That way the bass got all muddy and I could slide out. I wasn't out of treble yet though, suddenly there where hats everywhere! As a drummer I quickly closed them though.

Sudenly the bass dropped, it was so violent I think something broke, probably the core.
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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby CaptainFluffatun » 12 Jan 2014 17:15

It's been a while since I've talked to a few individuals on MLR. I really should keep in Kontakt.
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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby TheSkullX2 » 13 Jan 2014 12:18

Once you got a Komplete argument,Kontakt me.
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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby JacksonMiller » 14 Jan 2014 02:58

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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby JSynth » 14 Jan 2014 08:55

I think I have lost all REASON to post here.
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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby Armystuntman » 14 Jan 2014 12:08

Damn it, JacksonMiller, you're making this topic fall into a Fruity Loop.


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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby FLAOFEI » 14 Jan 2014 15:58

Jackson Miller, please don't start sticking phallic symbals everywhere, I may have to kick you out.
And don't think it's acceptable to just ride the bandwagon! Cause sooner or larter it's gonna crash! You should hold on to your hat and not get to ensnared into all this tom foolery. If you are smart you do not pedal on, you don't want to sound like that when the bell rings.
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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby Armystuntman » 15 Jan 2014 14:41

I love eating Timpani-s (They're a pasta yknow) though they tend to roll around in your hands and get messy. Although this polka plot thing is really silly, stop showing us your brass and sustain a better idea of how to be decent. Stop going solo and try to join in the ensemble of society.
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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby Pulse Wave » 19 Jan 2014 17:24

I have a buddy in Leipzig named Mackie who looks like OB-1 Kenobi. I went to see him around last year's autumn Equinox to play a game of Mono/Poly. He claimed to have been to The Fantom of the Opera-6 times in a row, but in comparison to the musical's Nord Lead, he finds Trinity and Morpheus from The Matrix-1000 times cooler and OASYS musically way better.

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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby Stuntddude » 26 Jan 2014 21:46

I saw this thread and hurried hear as soon as I could to sine up, but I haven't hat time to reed the whole thread yet, so you'd better waveform me to catch up!
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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby Coloriot » 18 Feb 2014 09:42

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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby Pulse Wave » 18 May 2014 11:50

Pity this thread has fallen Sylenth three months agogo.
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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby FLAOFEI » 18 May 2014 14:26

Yeah... We had trebbel coming up with new puns, and that was bassicly it.
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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby JacksonMiller » 16 Aug 2014 22:32

But it must be good to do these puns, they're the Reason that we came here to make FUN. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go see Dr. Drum.
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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby Ricky Denzel » 17 Aug 2014 08:13

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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby Jokeblue » 21 Aug 2014 22:10

*Sighs* It's only natural that this thread was revived. Silly musicians always trill about and forget about things. I guess it just doesn't scale well in importance to some people. Ah, but the timbre of some puns! They make some tremolo with laughter and/or anger. Puns are quite hard to improvise though. They usually either fall flat or just get you in treble. Some people just drum them into you until you can't take it anymore. They don't rest even at the most serious of tones. They laugh like everything's gone achording to plan. They even bass puns off of my name. "Yeah, that's right, play those notes ever so smoothly, Jeremy Legato." It's just too bad that music puns are really Aeolian to me, because I've had enough of all this pun riff raff and wish a disease would bring them to some plagal cadance.
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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby FLAOFEI » 21 Aug 2014 23:49

Electricians make the best conductors.
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Re: Music Pun thread - It's MASSIVE FUN -

Postby Jokeblue » 22 Aug 2014 01:28

There once was this conductor of a large orchestra, let''s say his name was Joe. Well, Joe was up on stage conducting one night in concert, when he thought he heard the 2nd violin getting lazy with his parts.

So, much to everyone's shock he stopped the concert and confronted the violinist: "Excuse me sir, did you miss a few notes just now?"

The violinist looked a little sheepish. "I'm sorry... just, my hands cramping up and it's been kinda hard to play for prolonged periods of time..." he replied.

Joe, understandingly, responded "Oh, well that seems pretty reasonable then." And so Joe snatched the mans Violin and beat him to death with it.

Naturally, the conductor was arrested and thrown in jail. He was convicted of murder before a jury of his peers, and sentenced to death by electrocution.

The day of his execution came up, and he was asked what he would like for his last meal. He asks for a plate of cooked zucchini. They gave it to him, he ate it, received his last rites, and was escorted to the chair. The executioner strapped him in, hooked everything up yadda yadda yadda. Finally, he threw the big switch once... and nothing happened. So, he did it again... and still, nothing happened. Well, by law the guy was legally dead, and so they had to release him.

Oddly enough, the guy got as a conductor back, to the concern of quite a few second violinists! Eventually, the orchestra was given another show. Anyway, during the show, The conductor notices that one of the percussionists was slightly out of time, and stopped the concert.

"Excuse me sir, where you a beat behind just now?", asked the conductor.

The percussionist, quite scared of what was to come, replied "A-a-a, I''m sorry, it was just a mistake.."

Joe looked around at his audience and his orchestra nodding "Ah okay... okay... Just a mistake." And with that, he slammed the percussionists head into his timpani and proceeded to beat him to death.

And so Joe was arrested and sentenced to death by electrocution again. It came to his last day, and the death row guard asked him what he would like for his last meal. He asked for a plate of cooked zucchini again. He ate it, and a priest gave him last rites.

He was escorted to the death chamber. This time, though, they were smart.

They washed his hands to get rid of any zucchini slime, they washed up the chair. Next, they placed him the chair, and hooked him up. The switch-puller pulled the switch once, and nothing happened. The switch-puller pulled the switch twice, and nothing happened, not even a single hair raising on the guy''s chest.

Well, as the law says, they had to let him go...

People must have seen his repeated murders in concert as some kind of new awesome blood sport, because he was quickly hired as a conductor again and was to perform at a sold out audience.

So this time, half way through the performance, he thought he heard a mobile ring from out in the audience followed by the terrible sounds of loud laughter and "Oh HEY Paul! Yeah. Yeah I'm at the concert right now. Nah the guy hasn't killed anyone yet. Yeah. Yeah. Nahp. HAHAHAHA!" Etc. etc.

Naturally irritated Joe stopped the concert, again. Immediately as he did so half the orchestra ran for cover while the other half cowered in complete fear. Looking out into the crowd, Joe asked: "Excuse me, Sir, are you on your Mobile in the middle of my concert?" Knowing full too well where this was going, security was alerted, police were called and a two full swat teams were sent out because overkill.

Anyway, the guy on the phone answered "Wha? Oh Yeah. SOrry Paul. I gotta go, I got this jerk nagging at me. Yeah. Yeahp. Ok. Yeah. Yeah. Nah. Yeah. I gotta go... Yeah. Yeah ok..."

Expertly and with the precision and graceful force of the worlds most powerful ninja, Joe threw his conducting wand at the man, impaling him through the head, and then grabbed a double bass and leapt at him, swinging back ready to strike like a warrior jumping off a mountain to tackle a dragon mid-flight.

So yeah Joe was arrested, convicted, and sentenced to death by electrocution again.

When the guard asked him what he would like for a last meal, he asked for a plate of cooked zucchini. He ate it, received his last rites, and was escorted to the chamber.

However, this time the officials where going to get it right! They scrubbed his body with a brillo pad. They scrubbed the chair with steel wool. They tried the chair on a few other prisoners...

Satisfied, they strapped him in, and threw the switch.


Nothing happened. They threw the switch a second time. And still, nothing happened. At this point the guy was legally dead, yet again.

The executioner, extremely frustrated he''d seen this same guy three times already and hadn't been able to kill him, asked, "I can't take this anymore! What is it with the zucchini!?"

Joe shrugged and replied, "I just like zucchini."

Exasperated the executioner screamed, "THEN HOW COME YOU DON''T DIE!!??"

"I dunno," replied the guy, "I guess I''m just a lousy conductor."













"...You know, l-like a conductor of electricity...? Since i'm a musical conductor but I have a really bad history with conducting, and I can't conduct... electricity... yeah... Sorry that was a really bad pun."

The guard, disgusted by this joke, promptly pulled out his fire arm and shot Joe in the head. He was cleared of all charges of misconduct and was celebrated by his peers, even getting cake and a pay rise.
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