Haiku chain thread

[ExoBassTix]

I don't know what this
Vehicular manslaughter
Is you talk about.

Greece.

[Nine Volt]

Do you really not
know what vehicular man-
slaughter is? That's sad.

Greece needs a better
economy. Is that too
soon? If so, I'm sorry.

Theme: Pixels

[Jokeblue]

They dem tiny dots
they always watchin' yo ass.
Thousand tiny eyes



next theme: The stuff dreams are made of

[Djeinus]

The blood of virgins,
create your dreams, but also
tears of their mothers.

Public bathrooms.

[S.P.P]

Always leave one gap.
Unspoken urinal rule.
Don't look at his wang.

Theme: hoovers

[Ocular]

Do you mean the bass?
If that's what you mean, then yes.
I love them. A lot.

Moog

[Djeinus]

Moog is a swell droog,
it's also a synth, I guess,
I don't really care.

Beer.

[Ocular]

I am underage
So I can't drink alcohol.
Only six more years.

Theme: Themes

[Mr.Afrox]

Beer Up to your ears
When it's near
to some queers

Optimistic.

[Conchetupony]

When life gives you crap
don't fret; it will get better.
Go on, you'll be glad.

Procrastination.

[Jokeblue]

I was gonna write
a haiku about hoovers.
t'was a month ago.

Butt stallion

[S.P.P]

Here, Butt Stallion!
Butt Stallion says hello.
Horse made of diamonds.

[Conchetupony]

I shall now compose
a haiku about nothing.
y u no post theme

[Jokeblue]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5
I would write a haiku but
theres no theme again.

Hypocrisy

[Djeinus]

I do not like it
when somebody posts no theme.
I would not do that.

[Conchetupony]

I'm laughing so hard
at my own hypocrisy.
Better post a theme.

Pink fluffy unicorns.

[S.P.P]

Flufflepuff is kill.
However, she needs a horn
For supremacy.

Erasure

[Lying Pink]

Always, I want to
be with you and make believe
with you, harmony

Harmony, oh love.
They did other songs as well,
but no-one knows those.

Theme: wonk

[S.P.P]

Wonk: it sounds like donk
Go and put a donk on it
Still, donk is awful

Airhorn

[Lying Pink]

Joke: "Knock knock." "Who's there?"
"Interrupting airhorn." "Eh?
Interruptin-" FNEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRR

theme: Fred Astaire

[Ocular]

I do not know who
Fred Astaire is, but I will
Google it some time.

[Conchetupony]

Every time you post,
with no theme, a kitten dies.
Please save the kittens.

Brutal death metal.

[S.P.P]

Brutal death metal.
Brutallest of the metals.
About death and shit.

Theme; idiots.

[ExoBassTix]

Some people just don't
know when to stop. I despise
those damn idiots.

Theme: chains

[Jokeblue]

Why is there only
half of a chain on the ground?
Shit... Where'd the dog go?

Batpones